Saturday, April 18, 2009

lemons~


once upon a time , there are ten lemons in th earth , hanging up high on the sky . no , these are nt the common lemons but rather, lemons dat splash fire drops upon us ! dey have to ability to splash thru ur deepest skin cells killing cells dat stand in its way ! as if its nt enuff , these lemons can even set an atap house on fire !!! burning every living cells and creatures by first making them sweat in torture , and then melt away in burning hotness ~ these so called " lemons" is what we calles "sun" today. It was lemon(S) back then ,but it is sun now. why ???? coz some chinese hero - hou yi, have the guts to shoot 9of those lemons down but didnt have de guts to complete the task !!! damn ! aduiiii !!! ....from de legend , he didnt shoot the last lemon down b'coz he thinks dat this last lemon might be a great use to humans on earth . to me he jz freak off ! ....damn !!!!
aRGHHHHHHHHH !!!! hw am i goin to do my homework , my whole body and mind system doesnt perform dat well under de blazing hot sun lar ! ..i jz feel like sleeping lar !!! but then , nw i cant even sleep ! coz i would wake up perspiring every 10 minute jz to find myself drain in a pool of sweat . aRggggggghhhh !!!!! why de heck doesnt dat hou yi shoot de last sun down ???? WHY ?? with all de technologies we have nowadays, our genius scientists can surely create an artificial sunlight !!! dat wouldn't even do any harm to us , and we can all live in harmony in the soothing environment . aRGHHHHHH !!!
faster rain lar !!!!! RAIN !!!
p/s : someone says dat sun is significant to a blossoming flower, it would blossom amazingly in a few hours but ..dats it . it would never last long. * to me dat few hours is sinful *

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