lets all clasp our hands together and pray for the beloved cokroach that i have murdered 5 months ago.
tadahhhh! =D gosh, i feel so happy i actually committed such crime. everyone close to me would surely knw that i have cats phobia, i fear cats to the utmost. ok, may be even strangers knws i have this phobia, coz i jump and scream at every encounter with cats. BUT ! im totally cool with insects and tiny reptiles =D. all this long i have been the famous murderer for cockroaches , teeehee =D
1st, to be a skillful coackroach murderer, u have to have good vision to aim and act quickly. the all time favourite weapon is plastic bags tissues and any solid object . ya, just these three ! no nid for the guns and parangs. 
2nd, use the plactic bag as ur glove, we wont want any finger prints left behind rite? HOLD UR BREATHE, aim and stare quietly at ur victim, DO NOT BLINK UR EYES, ur victim may run away in that few seconds u blink! bear in mind that we want effectiveness, DEAD at the first attempt, we dont wan to waste time on just one ! muahahaa~
If your victime is dumb enuf to stay still and not run away at the sight of you, quickly with all ur strenght trap the stupid victim with ur plastic glove u had just now, and then with all the bravery u have SQUASH IT ! till u hear the cringing voice of its broken limbs.
last but not least, you would want to double check to make sure its dead so that u can print out the death certificate, u open ur plastic bag, use the tissues we prepared and SQUASH IT one more time, till u hear the satisfying sound of blood spurting out !
2nd, use the plactic bag as ur glove, we wont want any finger prints left behind rite? HOLD UR BREATHE, aim and stare quietly at ur victim, DO NOT BLINK UR EYES, ur victim may run away in that few seconds u blink! bear in mind that we want effectiveness, DEAD at the first attempt, we dont wan to waste time on just one ! muahahaa~
If your victime is dumb enuf to stay still and not run away at the sight of you, quickly with all ur strenght trap the stupid victim with ur plastic glove u had just now, and then with all the bravery u have SQUASH IT ! till u hear the cringing voice of its broken limbs.
last but not least, you would want to double check to make sure its dead so that u can print out the death certificate, u open ur plastic bag, use the tissues we prepared and SQUASH IT one more time, till u hear the satisfying sound of blood spurting out !TADAAAH ! ITS DEAD~ u may proceed to fling your victim out of the window, or if u are so kind enuf to bury your own victim , do it then. another alternatives, u may take nude photos of ur obsessions just like what i did and keep it under your pillow, look at it every night before u doze off =D
LALALA ~ gosh i sound like a pervert atrocious murderer.
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